Deadly PJs

Some deadly jokes sent by Shivani, my office colleague. Enjoy! :-)

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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Q:What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
A:Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Q:Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ?
A:Okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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Q:Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A:Comepalakrishnan.
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Q:What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
A:Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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Q:Ok whats the opp of venky's?
A:Venlocks...(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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Q:Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
A:Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)