Excerpts from HER & HIS diaries

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HER DIARY

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

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Today India lost the cricket match again. DAMMIT.
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Fun Wtih Wrdos !!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt..

Isn't it unbelievable?

Deadly PJs

Some deadly jokes sent by Shivani, my office colleague. Enjoy! :-)

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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Q:What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
A:Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Q:Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ?
A:Okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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Q:Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A:Comepalakrishnan.
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Q:What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
A:Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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Q:Ok whats the opp of venky's?
A:Venlocks...(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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Q:Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
A:Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

Longest Words in English

Googling out something and found something else, something interesting.The following are some of the Longest words in English.

• The Guinness Book of Records, in its 1992 and subsequent editions, declared the "longest real word" in the English language to be floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters. Defined as the act of estimating (something) as worthless, its usage has been recorded as far back as 1741
• Antidisestablishmentarianism (a 19th century movement in England opposed to the separation of church and state) at 28 letters is often popularly accepted as English's longest word, and is probably the best-known "longest word."
• The word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, also spelled pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis, is defined as "a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica or quartz dust." At 45 letters, it is certainly the longest word ever to appear in a non-technical dictionary of English, the Oxford English Dictionary.
• In the 1970s, there were advertisements for Lip­smackin­thirst­quenchin­acetastin­motivatin­good­buzzin­cool­talkin­high­walkin­fast­livin­ever­givin­cool­fizzin Pepsi, coining a 100-letter term. Later, the 71-letter Two­all­beef­patties­special­sauce­lettuce­cheese­pickles­onions­on­a­sesame­seed­bun was used in a McDonald's Restaurant advertisement to describe the Big Mac.
• the longest officially recognized place name in an English-speaking country is Taumatawhakatang­ihangakoauauot­amateaturipukaka­pikimaunga­horonuku­pokaiwhenuak­itanatahu (85 letters) which is a hill in New Zealand.
• The longest place name in the United States (45 letters) is Chargoggagogg­manchauggagogg­chaubunagungamaugg, a lake in Massachusetts.
• The 58 character name Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogerychwyrndrobwll­llantysiliogogogoch is the famous name of a town in Anglesey in the United Kingdom.

A popular joke answer to the "longest word" question is the word smiles, credited as the longest word because there is a mile between each s. Of course, by this reckoning the word beleaguered, which contains a league, is even longer.

Source:Wikipedia